LLSC

the early years

Loathley Lady Skate Company came into existence in 1998. Our first full length movie "#1 No Fun" was released in April 1999 (which was a re edit of an older version which included the montage of cool intro and the Mr. T show, this rare footage has since been lost. Our ideologies during the making of this movie included not selling out and fighting the majority in the name of individuality, as well as looking as retarded as possible. i must say that LLSC skating has never been better. We were determined to put a white trash spin on the big brother video (we ripped off big brother, mind you, not tom green or jackass which had yet to come into existence). This movie was distributed all over the u.s. (At my own personal expense) and brought us much fame and fanfare.  

enter into narrative

The second LLSC production "The Tale of Matthew Hricko" was premiered in the spring of 2000. It was a psychoanalytic roller coaster about a boy who lived in a hallucinatory dream world as he searched for true love and the mystical universe of Barnoland aka Sealworld. The new York times claimed that this film was "a gem." The star an aspiring actor named Herb Manfield won the Academy award for Best Actor for that year and went on to win a best supporting actor award two years later as he portrayed a man named Peddler in another smash hit. The character of Vladimir was introduced for and cemented as a reoccurring character. And Arista Speer in her debut performance was such a smash hit that she vowed never to act again for fear of not being able to transcend the standard the she had created. It took only one phrase: "Ove You" and the audience was in tears. "The Tale of Matthew Hricko" opened to a packed house where three screens were not even enough for the paying fans. Rumor has it that a Paper Mache' donkey was killed in the riots that arose during the intermission.

Third Time's a Poop Reindeer

The third installment of the LLSC trilogy "#2 FuManchu" was released in january 2003. It was the first LLSC film to be edited without the aid of two vcrs and a mixer. Due to this unfortunate occurrence the quality suffered, but the extreme radness of the plot was able to compensate for the aesthetic shortcomings. This movie seamlessly integrated the chaotic insanity of "#1 No Fun" with the heart wrenching drama of "The Tale of Matthew Hricko" to create a hybrid that will make you groan with disgust and sob with empathy in the same moment. Yoda also made a guest appearance along with the emergence of Luke Bartolomeo whose line "We're not going to do that shot again" will go down in world history. The main ideology behind this movie is that LLSC=Friendship. Nothing else matters.